I did too, but now there’s no need to skulk away in shame while the cool kids talk about all the stuff they saw. Click over to The Register’s summary of all the announcements from this Fall’s Intel Developer Forum.
My favorite? The Penryn codename decoder. Now you can cause your friends to pass out in boredom as you talk knowingly about Yorkfield, Wolfdale, Silverthorne, and how exactly it is that Penryn is both the generic name for the architecture and the upcoming mobile Core 2 Duos. *sigh*