Overheard at ISC, Day 2

Our Overheard at ISC coverage continues with these little jewels submitted by our readers:

Guy #1: So above the booth it says: Innovate, Insight, Solve. Is insight a verb?

Guy #2: I think they meant to say Incest.

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Gal: I hear that Chauncey Gardener is working for BP Global PR.

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Guy digging himself deeper (to woman he can’t remember): Please don’t feel bad. I don’t even know who my own nieces are and they make fun of me all the time.

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Guy: Last thing I remember saying was, “This better not get back to my girlfriend in Portland.”